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Brother will kill brother, Spilling blood across the land, Killing for religion Something I don't understand

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Score: 8
Straw Hat Samurai

"intresting"

submission: Straw Hat Samurai
date: October 17, 2008

really intresting gameplay, was a little boring with the samurai fighting after you got over the 'cool i can actually choose where im slashing' idea, and i thought the bow was useless and too aggravating. the boss fight was a nice idea, even after you figured it out it took a few tries to time it right. the end with the tiles was really fun and reminded me of the game on NG proximity, though i wish i could have seen what i was attacking with the flags/camps or the reason for the flags/camps. overall a tiny bit too long, but still a good game.

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Score: 10
Can I Play With Madness

"awesome"

date: September 24, 2008

While it was amazing, it was funny how the song's meaning did fit into it a bit(jesus at times being a bit like the idea of fate/destiny) though the dramatic monolog before the guy was killed could have been a bit better done. amazing syncing up with lyrics(spit back in their face/break down these walls).
also, IRON MAIDEN RULES!!!!
*ahem*
love to see the non rushed version if you ever find the spare time.

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Score: 6
Dethklok theme tribute

"allright but"

date: September 3, 2008

the font needs to be something a tad easier to read
fancy=/=good

September 5, 2008

Author's Response:

hmm.. okay i'll change them. :p

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Score: 10
Death Metal

"omg"

submission: Death Metal
date: August 30, 2008

This is the heaviest most brutal death metal song ever, you should make it longer if you can its so amazing.
*ahem* dude that was hillarious

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Score: 8
MindFeed

"very intresting but two questions"

submission: MindFeed
date: July 30, 2008

it was very intresting, reminded me a tad bit of portal and i was half expecting the thing to go crazy and be like 'oh, you thought you were done? far from it'.
I have two questions though, whats it scored on, 1-100? Also, what does the numbered score really reflect?

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Score: 8
Grand Theft Awesome

"not very egoraptor style, but still good"

date: June 16, 2008

even though its titled grand theft awesome, it didnt have quite the same randomness and swiftness and seemingly poor animation. things were quite fluid. it was more like 'what if egoraptor laid off the redbull' than 'what if egoraptor did grand theft auto'. still good none the less.

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Score: 0
Awesome Grounds

"compleatly unfunny and boring"

submission: Awesome Grounds
date: March 6, 2008

If you wanted to 'make a point', you failed. You essentially stated his brand of comedy is too 'low brow' for you and everyone should be ashamed for not having your shitty sense of humor. They're VG parodies, they're funny and have replaced your series in popularity, get over it. Sorry your time in the sun is gone and people remember the pheonix wrong formula more than your name. This is what the people want now, and if you disagree then sucks to be you. Go make something better other than "uhh...so like.......the people on newgrounds are stupid....and....uhh.......i wonder how long i can drag out this sentance...." parodies of egoraptor or simply the tired old formula of "lets fit this audoclip with this video clip" of pheonix wrong jokes(and things like that have been done before with shit other than pheonix wright). The jokes are hardly credible to you. At least his parodies have original material rather than taking someone else's funny audoclip and pairing it up with someone else's digital artwork.

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Score: 0
Santa borrows a Guitar

"random, but not funny"

date: January 2, 2008

just because it was random doesn't make it funny. i didn't even chuckle. The only remotely amusing thing was the fire looking like people.

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Score: 6
Amazing Psychology Quiz

"allright"

date: October 8, 2007

some of the questions such as what kind of dog did Frueid have were nigh impossible. Got a 50 so i guess psychology class paid off a bit. interesting idea though.

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Score: 1
Don't touch my cookie!

"unfunny and unoriginal"

date: October 8, 2007

nowhere neer as good as the red button, not as long, and nothing new added to the joke. you basically just made a shorter version that doesnt loop as nicley. next time add your own spin on it instead of recycling the same jokes and adding asection where the cookie is eaten.

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